:45:05
-Yes! Yes!
-Hey. Hey, hey.
:45:09
-Good kisser?
-Yeah, I'm not bad.
:45:11
-Oh, that's good. That's cute.
-That is good, huh?
:45:14
-No, no, no! It's not funny! Come on.
-Who's your daddy?
:45:17
-You're my daddy.
-That's it.
:45:20
-So, what's this Pavlov's Dog about?
-I don't know.
:45:23
They didn't send me a script.
:45:25
Probably one of those Disney movies
with the talking animals.
:45:29
"I'm Pavlov."
:45:30
-Hey, great makeup job, fellas!
-Thanks. You too.
:45:37
Am I just talking to hear
my brains rattle? I'm hot!
:45:42
Do you hear me? I am hot!
:45:44
Look what it says here, Howard.
Who's hot, who's not. Cher, red-hot!
:45:50
You're hotter than hot! You're on fire.
There's no question about it.
:45:54
Then answer me this. Why am I doing
this lame-ass TV show...
:45:58
-...when I should be doing movies?
-Because you signed a contract...
:46:02
...and the network's holding you to it.
Honey and the Beaze isn't lame-ass.
:46:06
You're a sassy lawyer
who uses DNA evidence...
:46:09
...to free wrongly convicted minorities.
This is cutting-edge stuff.
:46:13
Oh, cut the crap, Howard.
Come on, this TV show...
:46:16
...makes Touched by an Angel
look like Trainspotting!
:46:20
Before I busted my nut to get you
this gig, you were two weeks away...
:46:24
-...from being the corner square?
-Center square.
:46:28
You told me they wanted me
for center square.
:46:32
I did say that.
And you see, what happened is...
:46:36
...Alf was able to free up his schedule,
and, well, they want--
:46:39
If you didn't get lucky with one lousy
indie film, you'd be begging for this job.
:46:45
Let me explain something
to you, okay?
:46:48
First, that lousy little indie film
has grossed over 200 million dollars!
:46:52
And secondly, I don't beg.
And you know why I don't beg?
:46:56
-No.
-Because I am a fucking Oscar winner!