:03:03
...and I won the Heisman Trophy.
Twice.
:03:08
Well, here, fill this out...
:03:10
...and I'll see if I can squeeze you
into an entry-level position.
:03:14
Fantastic. Let me tell you,
you won't regret this.
:03:17
If you need any references
or anything...
:03:19
...I can certainly furnish you
with everything that--
:03:23
Bob, Bob, Bob, you're killing me.
You're really-- Cut it. Cut it.
:03:29
Ten. That's 10 times.
:03:32
Please, let's go.
:03:37
It's okay. It's just very, very important
that you stay on your mark.
:03:41
Yeah, I'm just-- I am a little nervous.
I have some opening-day jitters.
:03:45
It's okay, kid.
It's just, you have to stay out of frame.
:03:49
Okay? Otherwise, the whole show
won't work. All right?
:03:52
Griffin, back home
at the Oak Bluffs Playhouse...
:03:55
...we used to disguise him
as different props.
:03:58
-Right.
-Great idea, we'll turn Bob into a bush.
:04:01
-lt might not be such a bad idea.
-lt is a terrible idea!
:04:04
The network has made it very clear
that the kid stays out of the picture.
:04:09
And this way we don't have to explain
why the Beaze is followed by a bush.
:04:14
-Still gotta explain the sucky dialogue.
-Hey, hey, hey.
:04:20
I'm sorry, Bob, do you now
have a problem with the script?
:04:23
No, no, no, the script is awesome, sir.
It's just the dialogue.
:04:27
I mean, every guy knows
that Archie Griffin's the only guy...
:04:31
-...who won the Heisman twice.
-Archie who?
:04:36
Hey, Bob, just cool it, okay?
He didn't mean it.
:04:39
The kid's right. This script sucks.
Griffin, come here.
:04:43
Why don't we just give Bob a chance
to write the script?
:04:47
Yeah, right.
:04:49
-Bob, you ever written for television?
-No.
:04:51
See how perfect this is?
We can get rid of the old hacks...
:04:55
...that wrote this crap,
get some fresh blood.
:04:57
Are you suggesting
that we bring in the bush...