:08:03
That drunk
happens to be my ex-husband,
:08:06
-I can see what drove him to the bottle,
- You son of a--
:08:09
I meant losing a beautiful squaw like you
would drive any man to the firewater,
:08:13
-You see that? That was Bob.
-Where?
:08:15
-He was right there.
-You got farts in your head.
:08:18
-l' m telling you, I saw his nose!
-I'll keep this,,,,
:08:21
-There he is again.
-lt is his honker!
:08:24
-Yeah, that's him. That's him.
-Oh, my, Bob looks very good.
:08:27
He's lost a little weight and he--
Nice tan.
:08:30
With Chromakey, the camera picks up
every color except for blue.
:08:34
To the audience at home,
you don't exist.
:08:36
Hey, Bob, put your mask down.
Check it out.
:08:39
Wow.
:08:42
I look incredible.
Look at that.
:08:46
What the hell is this?
:08:47
Oh, we're giving Walt a chance
to spread his wings.
:08:50
-Well, he was doing just fine before.
-Well, now he'll do even finer.
:08:55
Barney. Check out what I'm doing
to Cher's butt.
:08:58
Hey.
:09:03
-You like that, huh?
-Put some junk in her trunk.
:09:08
-Can I talk to you in private?
-Sure, Cher.
:09:14
Don't you realize how morally repugnant
and politically incorrect it is...
:09:18
...to hide WaIt's
God-given Siamese-ness?
:09:23
Your concern is very touching, Cher,
but let's live in the real world.
:09:27
America isn't ready for that.
Besides, Bob doesn't want to act.
:09:31
I just don't believe Bob
should be cut out.
:09:33
-We do.
-You seen today's trades?
:09:35
Listen to this:
:09:37
"Despite its generic title, Honey and
the Beaze should generate solid buzz.
:09:42
With snappy writing that pokes fun
at an all-too-familiar genre...
:09:46
-...show deserves to find an audience."
-Hey!
:09:50
"Newcomer Walt Tenor's inspired turn
as cocky but sensitive...
:09:54
...biochemist Mack Beasley more than
compensates for a lackluster perf...