:08:00
Oh, I don't wanna be a princess.
:08:02
In a constitutional monarchy
parliament has all the real power.
:08:07
I see.
Okay, that's great.
:08:09
Uh, look, pal, be a sport.
:08:11
Why don't you go
tidy up the living room.
Okay...dude?
:08:15
I don't have to listen to you, Larry.
:08:17
Conrad,
do what Lawrence says.
:08:31
Have you given some thought
about the Wilhelm Academy?
:08:35
You mean the Colonel Wilhelm
Military Academy forTroubled Youth?
:08:38
That's the one, Joan.
:08:41
I'm not sure
it's right for Conrad.
:08:44
Oh, Joan, Joan.
:08:47
Joan, Joan, Joan.
:08:51
I have so much respect
foryou, Joan.
:08:54
Single mother, careerwoman,
raising two children on your own,
:08:57
and still fiinding time
to be the best darned
real estate agent in town.
:09:03
I know how hard it is, Joan.
:09:06
It is hard.
Oh... I know.
:09:09
And I know
how hard you're trying.
:09:14
This is a once-in-a-lifetime
proposition,
and you must act now.
:09:16
The Colonel Wilhelm
Military Academy
forTroubled Youth...
:09:19
is what we call in the sales game
a win-win scenario.
:09:22
A top-flight military school,
and it's only... eight hours away.
:09:28
[Phone Rings]
Oh, the phone.
:09:33
[Phone Rings]
:09:40
I heard what you said.
:09:41
I'm not going to military school, Larry.
:09:43
Look, buddy,
:09:46
I know I'm not your dad...
:09:49
and this is probably
really strange foryou...
:09:52
your neighbor's
dating your mom.
:09:53
But here's the thing, son.
Come here.
:09:57
I don't like you either.
:09:59
But I'm gonna
marry your mom.