:12:00
You. What do you got ?
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That's what I'm talking about.
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OK. Teach. Teach. Teach.
:12:18
All right, look, here's the deal.
:12:21
I've got a hangover.
Who knows what that means ?
:12:25
- Doesn't that mean you're drunk ?
- No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
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- It means you're an alcoholic.
- Wrong.
:12:33
You wouldn't come to work
hung-over unless you were.
:12:36
Dude, you got a disease.
:12:40
- What's your name ?
- Freddy Jones.
:12:42
Freddy Jones, shut up.
:12:45
Shut up.
:12:47
The point is,
you all can just chill today.
:12:50
We'll start on
this crapola tomorrow.
:12:54
- Yes, Tinkerbell ?
- Summer.
:12:58
As class factotum, first I'd like to
just say, welcome to Horace Green.
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- Thank you.
- Any questions about our schedule ?
:13:05
Because usually now
Miss Dunham teaches vocabulary,
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then gives us a pop quiz, then
splits us up into reading groups.
:13:12
- Track B is...
- OK, hey, hey, hey.
:13:15
Miss "Dumbum"
ain't your teacher today, I am.
:13:18
And I got a headache
and the runs.
:13:20
So I say, time for recess.
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But Mr. S, that poster charts
everyone's performance.
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We get stars when we master
the material covered.
:13:29
How do we get gold stars
if we just have recess ?
:13:33
- What are these black dots here ?
- Demerits.
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What kind of a sick school is this ?
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As long as I'm here, there will be
no grades or gold stars or demerits.