1:22:01
because I could be dismembered
by the teacher's union.
1:22:05
So...
1:22:07
You expect us to believe
this garbage ?
1:22:10
Mr. S, don't you think you should
tell them about the project ?
1:22:14
- What project ?
- Our class project.
1:22:17
Every school in the state
is competing.
1:22:19
- Competing ?
- It's not till next quarter,
1:22:22
but Mr. S wanted us
to get a head start.
1:22:24
- Well, what's the project, Summer ?
- It's prestigious.
1:22:28
A win will go on our permanent record.
1:22:32
You might as well tell them,
Mr. Schneebly.
1:22:35
OK, look. I've gotten to know your kids
the past few weeks. They're awesome.
1:22:40
Zack is an insane guitarist.
He's the next Hendrix, and he's 10.
1:22:44
And Gordon here, he's a genius !
1:22:47
He did a whole professional light show
on his computer in three days. And...
1:22:52
And Marta here, she's...
1:22:55
She can hit an A above high C.
Did you know that ?
1:22:58
Because that's tough.
Not many singers can do that. And...
1:23:04
Summer is gonna be the first woman
president of the United States.
1:23:08
She could run this year.
I would vote for her.
1:23:11
Look, they're just really cool kids.
If they were mine, I would be so proud.
1:23:16
And I am proud,
just to even know them. And...
1:23:21
Sir, can I see you in the hall
for a moment ?
1:23:24
Let me just say
a couple more things.
1:23:26
- What's going on ?
- What's happening ?
1:23:29
Apparently, that man
is not Ned Schneebly.
1:23:32
- What ?
- What ?
1:23:35
- This man is Ned Schneebly.
- He's not even a teacher.
1:23:38
- You called the cops ?
- She did. She got it out of me. Sorry.
1:23:42
- You're apologizing to him ?
- Sorry.
1:23:47
Ned.
1:23:50
Ned, is this true ?
1:23:54
Who are you ?
1:23:57
My name is Dewey Finn.
1:23:59
And, no, I'm not a licensed teacher,
but I have been touched by your kids.