:01:02
may I please French kiss
you now?
:01:05
Go for it, Willie boy!
:01:06
Married, William.
Sorry.
:01:12
Proud of me?
:01:13
Ridiculously.
:01:15
Frances, these are amazing.
What did you do?
:01:18
Chocolate is timing, my friend.
:01:20
- The rest is magic.
- Hey, Professor.
:01:22
- Where is the wine?
- Over there.
:01:25
Tom is one lucky bastard.
:01:27
A literary wife
who makes brownies.
:01:29
I swear, if you tell me
you cook in the nude,
:01:31
I'll go home and kill myself.
:01:33
Never in the nude.
Always in a thong.
:01:35
Actually, if you knew Frances,
you'd know these are avoidance.
:01:39
Thanks.
:01:41
- How's the novel going?
- Not so well.
:01:43
But the procrastination
is coming along fabulously.
:01:46
Soon it will breed
abject self-loathing,
:01:49
and then I'll just become
a writing machine.
:01:52
What about Tom?
How's his book going?
:01:55
Fine.
He's home writing right now.
:01:57
You know Tom?
:01:58
I met him recently,
sort of by coincidence.
:02:02
The other coincidence is that
you reviewed a book of mine.
:02:06
I did?
Did I like it?
:02:09
You didn't.
:02:11
Well, I'm sorry.
:02:15
I'm sure there were a lot
of other critics who loved it.
:02:18
And I really hope
you didn't take it personally.
:02:21
You called my lead character
"unrealistic."
:02:26
I think bad reviews
should just be forgotten.
:02:29
Give him a brownie.
:02:31
I would like to give you this.
It comes in peace.
:02:34
You said you just couldn't
get interested in a novel
:02:37
where the protagonist was a guy
:02:39
who spent all of his time living
out his horny teenage fantasies.
:02:44
I just find that ironic.
:02:48
Ironic. Why?
:02:53
Ask your husband.