Uptown Girls
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1:03:01
You know...privately?
1:03:06
I can't think of what to say.
1:03:09
There's an all-time first.
1:03:25
Hey, Dad.
1:03:28
I know I haven't...
1:03:31
Well, what I really wanted
to tell you was about my new pet.

1:03:35
It's really Molly's,
my nanny,

1:03:37
but the thing is,
1:03:41
it's a pig...literally.
1:03:44
His name is Mu.
1:03:47
He's from Thailand.
1:03:49
He's really clean,
I have to admit,

1:03:51
even if he is a pig.
1:03:57
Anyway, what I'm really into
these days is ballet.

1:04:01
You and Mom used to say
that it was old-fashioned,

1:04:05
but I swear it's really cool.
1:04:07
I'm already doing
"changements" and "chaînèes..."

1:04:10
you know, when you spin
and spin and spin.

1:04:13
It used to make me dizzy.
1:04:15
Now I'm only dizzy when I stop.
1:04:31
What a one-hit wonder
that slut turned out to be.

1:04:35
It's his first single.
It just dropped.

1:04:37
It's been playing in my head
for weeks, and it sucks.

1:04:41
What is this?
1:04:42
This is so '80s
it makes my hair pouf.

1:04:45
Hold up. Listen.
1:04:47
I produced this video,
and the '80s are back.

1:04:50
I don't know
where you've been.

1:04:52
Listening to Tchaikovsky,
Mozart, and Chopin.

1:04:55
You wouldn't know real music if I
hit you on the head with it, Gooey.


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