:48:03
Donna!
:48:04
Oh, my God!
:48:07
Oh, my God!
:48:08
What are you doing
in Cleveland?
:48:10
My New York-L.A. flight had
mechanical problems,
:48:13
so they dumped us here
for the night.
:48:15
Oh, right.
:48:16
God.
Look at your hair.
:48:18
Oh, yeah, l know.
:48:20
l'm going for
a more classic look.
:48:22
Goes better with Chanel.
:48:23
Right.
:48:26
l have the sweetest little
apartment on West 7 3rd Street.
:48:30
Oh, you would be
so proud of me.
:48:33
You know what, Ted?
:48:34
lf it wasn't for Donna,
:48:35
l would've never made it
through basic training.
:48:38
Oh, now,
that's not really true.
:48:40
lt is.
:48:41
Actually, just last week,
:48:43
l was thinking about
how well you trained me.
:48:45
l was on the New York-to-Chicago
flight, right?
:48:48
This guy gets on.
He has this huge musical case.
:48:52
He's trying to stuff it
into the overhead compartment.
:48:55
Clearly the thing is too big.
He refuses to check it.
:48:58
So l thought, "What would
Donna do right now?"
:49:03
So l politely said to him,
:49:05
"Either you check it
or you deplane."
:49:10
That's not what l would do.
:49:12
What do you mean?
:49:13
Well, you must,
as a flight attendant,
:49:16
offer the option of buying
another seat at half price
:49:19
for that oversized item.
:49:20
lt's section 23.4
of the manual.
:49:23
Well, l can't remember
everything.
:49:27
But you should've
remembered that one.
:49:30
lt was the last question
on our exam.
:49:33
Say, Christine, do you have
any of those little wings?
:49:36
My nephew's been begging me
for some.
:49:38
They don't have them
on express.
:49:40
Let me look.
:49:41
Let's see
what we've got in here.
:49:44
Whoa.
:49:46
Oh, l love these.
:49:48
Love it, love it.
:49:51
l have so much garbage in here.
:49:53
Ah. Here we go.
:49:55
Future pilot.
:49:56
Thank you.
:49:57
Enjoy.
:49:59
There.