:01:00
lt was just a little
vacation romance.
:01:03
But he was so sweet.
:01:05
He took me to all these
cool local places.
:01:08
We went scuba diving....
:01:10
-Snorkeling.
-Mountain climbing.
:01:13
We went cliff diving.
:01:16
Well, we got a little drunk.
:01:20
-He gave me....
-A back rub.
:01:21
We slow danced....
:01:23
--in the rain.
:01:24
But it wasn't just about the sex.
:01:27
He pounded me like a mallard duck.
:01:31
lt ended kind of weird, though.
:01:33
When l asked for his number,
he said he's....
:01:35
-Married.
-Gay.
:01:36
-Entering the priesthood.
-He doesn't believe in phones.
:01:39
He just kind of ran away.
:01:43
You know, it was just
a little fling, but....
:01:45
l won't forget my week....
:01:47
--with Henry Roth.
:01:48
-Henry Roth.
-Harry.
:01:51
Harry Paratesticles.
:01:54
-Henry Roth.
-Henry Roth.
:01:56
-Henry Roth.
-Henry Roth.
:01:58
Henry Roth, why didn't you tell me
you were a secret agent?
:02:01
l prefer intelligence operative,
and l couldn't tell you until l knew you.
:02:06
Well, can l call you when I land?
:02:08
You can call me, but I'll be in Peru.
I said that a little loud.
:02:11
Come on, that's a 187, code blue.
We got the wolf sleeping at night.
:02:16
He's slipping his arm in the drawer
and out comes the cookie jar. All clear.
:02:21
Got it?
:02:22
Well, maybe when you
get back from Peru.
:02:25
-l don't think that's an option, Lisa.
-Linda.
:02:29
l know. l changed your name
for your protection.
:02:33
We have to go our separate ways now.
:02:36
Well, goodbye.
:02:38
Got it! Moving out!
:02:44
-What the hell is your problem?
-Just keep going, l'll give you $20.
:02:48
-You got it. How's your balls?
-Killing me. Hit it.