1:07:14
- Who we gonna beat?
- The Lancers!
1:07:17
- And when we gonna beat them?
- Friday!
1:07:19
Good news. I just got off
the phone with Hank Cole.
1:07:22
You play well on Friday, and your future
is set at USC football.
1:07:27
That's great, Dad.
1:07:29
And who's gonna lead us to victory?
1:07:32
- Austin!
- I can't hear you!
1:07:34
- Kill the Lancers!
- Austin!
1:07:41
The cheerleaders have put together
a skit to help get us in the spirit.
1:07:48
I love you, Shelby!
1:07:50
Thank you.
1:07:51
"Once upon a time, there was
a big, strong Fighting Frog.
1:07:56
He had a beautiful girlfriend, and his dad
owned the biggest pond in all the land.
1:08:02
But he still wasn't happy.
1:08:07
If only he can find a princess,
then she could kiss him...
1:08:10
...turn him into a prince,
and they would run away together.
1:08:17
One night, after the slimy frog
ditches his super-hot...
1:08:21
...senior-poll-most-popular girlfriend,
he meets his princess."
1:08:25
Your highness.
1:08:29
"Alas, it turned out that our frog
not only had a secret identity...
1:08:33
...but also had a secret e-mail relationship
with a pen pal named Princeton Girl."
1:08:39
This isn't good.
1:08:41
Dear Princeton Girl, I can't wait
till we finally get to meet.
1:08:44
You're the only one
who understands the real me.
1:08:47
The man who doesn't want
to play USC football.
1:08:49
But who wants to be at Princeton,
with you.
1:08:53
- What are they talking about?
- Nothing.
1:08:56
Dear Nomad, I want you to know
who I am, but I'm scared!