:17:01
on our parking lot wall
last night.
:17:03
We've got to do something,
Marge.
:17:09
People have got to know
how bad things are getting.
:17:11
No wonder l've got
to take heart pills.
:17:13
l read in the paper
the other day
:17:15
that the average married couple has sex
over 100 times a year.
:17:18
That's a lie.
People would be raw if that was true.
:17:22
l'll be at your meeting all right,
with bells on.
:17:26
You have, uh, AAA batteries?
:17:28
l certainly do.
:17:33
You sure these
are the right ones?
:17:36
You want me
to take them out?
:17:39
No, no, l guess l'll buy them.
:17:42
Well, get down there,
mutha, and start scarfing.
:17:45
What the hell?
:17:47
l mean, Jesus...
for Christ's sake! l'm moving to Towson.
:17:51
Harford Road--
where life is cheap.
:17:54
- Only you can prevent fornication.
- Yeah, yeah.
:17:57
You see, Marge?
People in the neighborhood have had it.
:18:00
lt wasn't this bad
in the '60s.
:18:02
You're right.
:18:03
Someone left a dildo
in my neighbor's wishing well,
:18:07
right on her
front lawn.
:18:09
People are just ignorant
everywhere.
:18:13
Morning, Big Ethel.
:18:15
Uh, what's good about a morning
with dildos in it?
:18:17
Amen to that.
My husband's on Viagra.
:18:22
- Oh, you poor thing!
- Every minute, he wants it.
:18:24
He has no right
to be that hard.
:18:26
l'm Viagra-vated
and l'm not gonna take it anymore.
:18:41
Sylvia!
:18:43
Feeling better,
huh?
:18:51
Mail here
for Ursula Udders.
:18:53
Her name is Caprice
and she's got shingles.
:18:55
Our daughter doesn't really participate
in the mail these days.
:18:59
l'll take the fan mail to her, Warren.
Don't you worry.