A Dirty Shame
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1:08:00
are masturbating at work
right this minute.

1:08:03
Masturbation is costing
American business...

1:08:06
Come back,
Caprice.

1:08:09
Get out.
This is a Neuter establishment.

1:08:12
We don't serve
Ray Ray's people here.

1:08:14
Don't get a breast reduction, Ursula.
Fat Fuck Frank will die.

1:08:18
Oh, his spiritual life
is already dead.

1:08:20
But it's coming!
1:08:22
No, it isn't.
There is no new sex act.

1:08:26
The Ressur-sexion
is about to happen.

1:08:29
Oh, God,
you're crazy.

1:08:31
This is Tuesday night.
This is Harford Road.

1:08:33
This is a school night!
1:08:41
Ladies,
let's start over.

1:08:44
Have you heard about
vaginal restoration?

1:08:47
Any gynecologist
can do it.

1:08:50
The hymen
is sewn back together.

1:08:53
Ah-agh!
1:08:54
Hey, rent a room,
not here.

1:08:56
- Get the hell out of my store.
- Just come on, you guys.

1:09:00
Oh, Vaughn,
get this creep out of here.

1:09:02
Right now,
l want you out of here.

1:09:07
- Ugh!
- On top of spaghetti

1:09:11
All covered
with cheese...

1:09:14
Use a napkin,
you freak.

1:09:17
...l lost my poor
meatball...

1:09:19
When somebody sneezed...
1:09:21
- Oh yeah.
- When somebody sneezed.

1:09:28
They're everywhere.
They're in the bushes.

1:09:31
Dad, somebody's
licking our tires.

1:09:34
- Honey, don't look.
- Hey, pervert!

1:09:36
Leave our family alone.
1:09:38
- Oof!
- Come on, let's just get out of here.

1:09:42
Oh-ho-ho. Oh.
1:09:43
Ooh, ever hear
of helicoptering?

1:09:46
Whipping someone's face
with your erect penis?

1:09:48
- Whap, whap, whap!
- Old hat.

1:09:50
- Shrimping?
- Everybody licks toes.

1:09:52
Tromboning-- jacking off
when you're taking a crap?

1:09:55
l did that during
the Reagan Administration.

1:09:58
Try some vitamins.

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