:07:02
I feel like a princess
in a fairly tale.
:07:05
You are a princess.
:07:07
That's because I
married the prince.
:07:09
I have her completely fooled,
poor girl.
:07:11
If I could fool a woman as
pretty, I wouldn't be a bachelor.
:07:15
- Now you've made her blush.
- Don't be silly.
:07:17
Come and see the paintings.
:07:43
Come on.
:07:46
Good evening.
:08:00
Lady Plymdale?
:08:02
Oh, is she the one
with the big...
:08:04
Feet. Enourmous feet.
Poor old Plymdale.
:08:09
- Ace, Queen, King, Jack.
- No honours.
:08:11
No, no, John's yacht,
John's rules.
:08:13
- Have it.
- Thank you.
:08:15
Huge feet. Pontoons.
:08:17
If desire had an antidote, it would
be those pontoons of hers.
:08:20
I grow ill thinking of then.
:08:22
How many times have you
been divorced, Tuppy?
:08:24
- Three, four? I've simply lost count.
- That's bigamy.
:08:27
Bigamy is having one wife
too many.
:08:29
So is monogamy
:08:31
One should always have a proper
basis for marriage. A mutual...
:08:34
- Misunderstanding?
- Exactly.
:08:36
A man can't be happy
with one woman.
:08:38
A man can be happy with any woman.
As long as he doesn't love her.
:08:41
For a man who's never thought
of getting married...
:08:43
you seem to know an awful
lot about it.
:08:45
I've thought very seriously of marrying.
That's why I'm still single.
:08:47
Hear, hear.
:08:49
I just haven't met the right woman.
Look at Cecil, still with Edna.
:08:52
One keeps one's eyes wide open
before the wedding...
:08:54
and half shut after.
:08:57
- That's all there is to it.
- Exactly.