:53:00
But l wanna hold onto me company.
[ Yells ]
:53:06
- Oh!
- l'll tell you what.
:53:09
l'm gonna be in Nantucket
at the end of the month.
:53:11
You'll come up and be my guest
aboard the 'Roo Shooter.
:53:14
Aboard the what?
My sailboat.
:53:15
l'll take you for a bit of a sail,
give you a chance to really get to know me.
:53:18
And l guarantee you
by the end of the weekend,
you'll know what a safe bet l really am.
:53:22
Yeah, you know what?
Uh, you're bleeding pretty bad.
:53:25
Yeah, l think l've swallowed
a tooth or something.
:53:27
Oh!
:53:30
No. Got it.
[ Chuckles ]
:53:33
Your serve.
:53:35
##[Jazz ]
So l tell Leland
we can't insure him.
:53:38
He responds by
inviting me up to Nantucket
for some Death Ray Sailing Challenge.
:53:42
Really?
Yeah.
:53:43
Oh, we gotta go do that.
l've never been to Nantucket.
You wanna come?
:53:46
l would-- Well, can-- ls that rude?
ls it all right if l invite myself?
:53:48
No! That'd be great. Okay, good.
So you're actually gonna
commit to something in advance.
:53:52
Yeah-- Oh.
Oh, my God.
:53:54
Okay, yeah, l am.
l think that would be really fun.
:53:58
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
:53:59
What are you doin'?
l'm-l'm gonna have some nuts.
:54:02
No. You don't eat mixed nuts
at a bar. Everybody knows that.
:54:06
What are you talking about?
:54:07
Okay. Let's say, uh,
:54:10
conservatively, l don't know,
1 7 people eat these nuts on a given night.
:54:14
Okay? lf they've been here
for even two weeks,
we're talking about...
:54:18
238 people who dipped
their dirty hands into that bowl.
:54:20
Dirty-- Why are their--
Why are their hands dirty?
:54:23
On average, only one out of
every six people wash their hands
when they go to the bathroom.
:54:26
[ Gasps ]
Yeah, so when you think you're
innocently eating a little bar snack,
:54:29
you're actually ingesting potentially
deadly bacteria from about
39 soil-handed strangers.
:54:33
l mean, people wonder
why they get E. coli poisoning
or salmonella or hepatitis,
:54:36
when all they gotta do
is look at the snack bowl
at their local watering hole.
:54:42
l'm not being neurotic.
No.
:54:43
lt's an absolute hot zone in there.
:54:49
How could you have eaten those?
:54:51
l-l-l-l mean,
l made such a compelling argument.
:54:53
l like to live life on the edge.
:54:55
Oh. Thank you.
Yeah. You never know.
:54:59
[ Sighs ]
##[ Salsa ]