1:11:01
No, Lisa.
1:11:04
l shouldn't have asked you
to come down here.
1:11:06
l'm not getting back together with you.
1:11:09
What are you talking about?
W-Why?
Why?
1:11:15
You screwed a scuba diving instructor
on our honeymoon.
1:11:19
l mean, what kind
of cold, heartless bitch...
1:11:21
would do that to someone they love?
1:11:24
l'd have to be an idiot
to get back together with you after that.
1:11:29
Oh, and by the way,
l destroyed all your little throw pillows.
1:11:32
Yeah, because throw pillows suck, okay?
1:11:34
They serve no purpose.
They're purely decorative.
1:11:41
Dude, that was incredible.
1:11:43
You're the one who told me
l should get back together with her.
Reuben.
1:11:47
Whatever you do,
don't ever take my advice again.
1:11:49
Your dad totally
put it in perspective for me.
1:11:51
l was barely famous back then,
and l'm never gonna be famous again.
1:11:56
What about your
E.! True Hollywood Story?
1:11:57
The E! Channel doesn't even know
we're making this show.
1:12:00
What do you mean?
1:12:03
l hired Dustin and Vic myself.
1:12:06
And l was gonna try and sell it
to the network when l'm done.
1:12:10
You mean you're doing
an E.! True Hollywood Story
on yourself?
1:12:13
[ Chuckles ]
1:12:15
Sandy, that's so--
That's the stupidest thing
l've ever heard.
1:12:18
l know. l'm such a loser.
1:12:25
Look, l need you to do something
for me that's really, really important.
1:12:29
So you gotta promise me
just this one time
you won't screw it up.
1:12:31
Reuben, l'm your wingman.
1:12:33
Whatever it is,
l will not let you down.
1:12:36
Your Reuben's proxy?
What the hell does that mean?
1:12:39
Now, he's dealing with a personal situation,
so he asked me to fill in.
1:12:42
Now, you gotta relax.
l'm a professional actor,
1:12:44
and these dudes
will never know the difference.
l can't freaking believe this is happening.
1:12:47
Be quiet, 'cause l'm...
tryin' to prepare.
1:12:54
l'm gonna vomit.