:11:00
Have you been hating me all this time?
:11:01
You have!
:11:02
- No, no...
- Yes, you have!
:11:04
Oh, but you can't hate
me now, right?
:11:05
- I mean, my grandma...
- I don't hate you, all right?
:11:07
Come on, it's no big deal, all right?
:11:09
I flew all the way over there,
you blew the thing off,
:11:12
and then my life has been
a big nose dive since then,
:11:14
but it's not a problem.
:11:15
No, you can't say that!
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding...
:11:16
Oh, I can't believe it,
you must have been so angry with me...
:11:20
I'm so sorry, I really wanted to be there,
:11:22
more than anything in the world!
I swear...
:11:23
Honestly, I swear...
:11:24
I mean, you can't be angry...
my grandmother...
:11:26
No, I know, I know,
:11:27
I honestly thought that something
like that might have happened.
:11:30
I was definitely bumped, but...
:11:32
Mostly, I was jut mad we hadn't
exchanged any phone numbers
:11:35
or any information.
:11:37
I know, that was so stupid,
no way to get in touch.
:11:38
- I didn't even know your last name
- I know, I know...
:11:41
I mean we were both afraid
that if we started writing
:11:43
and calling,
that it would slowly...
:11:45
you know, fade out.
:11:46
- Yeah, it definitely wasn't a slow fade.
- No, it sure wasn't.
:11:50
I know, we wanted to pick
it up were we left off.
:11:51
- Which would have been fun if it worked...
- Yes, a good idea...
:11:55
Ahh,
:11:56
so...
:11:59
How long were you in Vienna, then?
:12:00
Just a couple of days.
:12:03
Did you meet another girl?
:12:06
Aah, yeah. Her name was Gretchen,
and she was amazing.
:12:09
You did?
Yeah, the book is really
:12:09
a composite of the two of you.
:12:11
Really? Oh, no...
No, I'm kidding!
:12:13
You wouldn't believe it,
I even went back to the train station.
:12:15
I put up, you know, signs
of my number, and the hotel,
:12:19
in case you've been delayed.
I was a total dork.
:12:21
Let's go this way.
Did you get any calls?
:12:23
Just a couple hookers,
looking for a gig.
:12:25
No, it was awful.
What do you want me to say...
:12:28
Oh, it's so sad. I'm so sorry!
:12:30
I walked around for a couple of days.
Eventually, I flew home,
:12:33
I owed my dad 2000 bucks,
:12:36
who had warned me about
French chicks, I have to say.
:12:39
What did he tell you about French women?
:12:40
Nothing, the guy... he's never
met any French women.
:12:43
He's never been east
of the Mississippi.
:12:45
So why didn't you put "Six months later,
the French bitch didn't have show up"
:12:49
You know, like...
But I did, I did.
:12:51
- You did?
- Yeah, no, I mean I made it more hopeful.
:12:54
I wrote this whole fictional version
in which you actually do show up.
:12:57
- Oh, what happens?
- Uhm...