:20:00
- And the cops came, eventually.
- Yeah, like 3 hours later.
:20:03
Yeah, after I had been raped
and killed about 30 times.
:20:06
No, but... It was a man
and a woman officer,
:20:08
and I was explaining to them
what I had heard,
:20:11
when the woman had to run
downstairs to move the police car.
:20:13
So, I was left alone with the male cop.
:20:15
And right away, he asked
me if I had a gun...
:20:17
And I said no,
of course not, I...
:20:20
And he told me:
"You better think about getting one."
:20:23
"This is America,
not France". Okay?
:20:26
And I said to him, you know,
I have no idea how to shoot a gun,
:20:29
and, I have no interest
in firearms, whatsoever.
:20:32
And that's when he pulled
out his gun, like this...
:20:36
and he went:
:20:36
"On one day... you're gonna have
something like this in your face,
:20:42
and if you wanna have a long life,
:20:45
you're gonna have to choose...
:20:46
between you... alone."
:20:50
And they left...
And the next morning I called
:20:53
for an application to get a gun.
:20:55
Me, with a gun!
I mean, that's really scary...
:20:58
But then I realized something
was wrong, the way that cop
:21:00
had pulled out his gun out,
and everything...
:21:03
So I canceled my demand
for the gun, and...
:21:06
and I called the police station,
:21:06
and tried to complain about
that cop's behavior, but...
:21:09
- What happened with that?
- It was so much paperwork...
:21:11
and then I got scared,
with my shity student desire.
:21:15
- Yeah, you thought you'd get deported.
- Yeah, exactly!
:21:16
So I gave up and I forgot
about the whole thing.
:21:19
- Well, I guess I never forgotten.
- Obviously... yeah.
:21:23
But, still, you know...
I really enjoyed being there.
:21:26
There's a lot of things
I miss about the US
:21:27
Yeah, like what?
:21:31
Well...
:21:32
The overall good mood people have there,
:21:35
Like, you know, even if it
can be bullshit sometimes.
:21:38
Like "How you doin'?" "Great!"
"How you doin'?" "Great!"
:21:41
"Have a perfect day!"
:21:44
I don't know...
:21:44
Parisians can be so grumpy,
have you noticed?
:21:47
No, everybody seems pretty happy to me.
:21:51
- They're not happy...
- They're not happy.
:21:54
No, they are, I don't know.
Maybe I just meet French men...
:21:56
They drive me nuts!
:21:57
What is it? What about them?
:21:59
Well, they're very nice.
They're great, you know,