:16:00
- It's only the Safari Club.
- I don't care!
:16:02
We know three songs, they can't
keep pace with two of them.
:16:05
Bobby, you didn't know what F sharp
was, now you're an expert?
:16:08
Bobby, you called the Safari Club a disease.
:16:11
- You guys sounded great.
- No, we sounded like shit.
:16:13
The audience deserves better.
:16:15
I had a hot head, a weak heart
and an even worse stage name.
:16:18
Walden Robert Cassotto isn't a name
you could see on a marquee.
:16:22
Well, maybe for one night only.
:16:24
One thing most performers were doing back
then was to find a great stage name.
:16:28
And then one day, I saw it.
:16:29
The perfect name.
:16:32
Just blinking. Darin.
:16:34
Darin. Bobby Darin.
:16:38
And no sooner did I change my name
that I got my first gig on television.
:16:44
# The Rock Island Line, it's a mighty good road
:16:46
# Rock Island Line is the road to ride
:16:48
# Rock Island Line...
:16:50
Unfortunately, I didn't know the lyrics
to the song,
:16:52
so I had to devise my own method
to get through it on live television.
:16:56
# Ooh-ee
:16:58
# Well, it's ABC WXYZ
:17:01
# Cat's in the corner and he don't see me
:17:03
# On the Rock Island Line, it's a mighty fine road
:17:05
# Rock Island Line is the road to ride
:17:07
# Rock Island Line, it's a mighty fine road
:17:09
# And if you wanna ride it, gotta ride it...
:17:11
Didn't win me many fans.
:17:13
# On the Rock Island Line
:17:21
But it didn't finish me either.
:17:23
My record company was giving me
one last chance to make a hit.
:17:26
Bobby, it's all about the image.
:17:28
Are you starting again? It's my last session.
:17:31
- You look like shit.
- I know my hair is falling out!
:17:34
Next time you go on television, wear one.
:17:36
- That looks so goddamn fake.
- John Wayne wears one.
:17:39
Very authentic. Humphrey Bogart wears one.
:17:41
- Bogart has an album coming out, does he?
- Sinatra wears one.
:17:45
All right, Boom-Boom, you win.
:17:47
I'll go back to making the vinyl and the records,
:17:49
and the putting the wax in the thing
and making it go.
:17:51
Let's sing the song again, hello.
:17:53
Does this song make any sense to you?
:17:56
It takes place in a toilet. It shouldn't.
:17:58
Maybe he should be in the shower.