:12:00
- Before someone comes in.
- Nobody's coming in.
:12:03
Yesterday, Charlie walked in on me
taking a shower.
:12:05
You're kidding? What did he want?
:12:07
He asked me if I wanted
a corned beef sandwich.
:12:12
- Do you?
- Ooh, honey.
:12:19
It's OK. It's just us.
:12:23
Bobby! Whoa, sorry.
But I was right about the war picture.
:12:26
Get your speech ready cos after the tour,
you're going to the Oscars, pal.
:12:30
- You just got nominated.
- Hallelujah! Yes! Yes!
:12:34
Oh, Christ.
:12:37
And the nominees are,
Nick Adams in Twilight Of Honour.
:12:41
Bobby Darin in Captain Newman, MD.
:12:46
Melvyn Douglas in Hud.
:12:49
- Hugh Griffith in Tom Jones.
- Hello!
:12:53
And John Huston in The Cardinal.
:12:56
And the winner is...
:13:03
Melvyn Douglas? Melvyn Douglas?
:13:05
My blood is up there on the screen
and they give it to him!
:13:08
Unzip me, please.
:13:10
"You don't care about people, Hud.
:13:12
You don't give a damn about 'em. "
:13:21
I heard he was dying or something.
:13:23
- It's a sympathy vote.
- He's dying? I'm the one dying!
:13:25
Way before he was dying, I was dying.
Where's my sympathy?
:13:28
You're doing fine feeling sorry for yourself
all alone.
:13:30
"Stick your finger up my ass, Alma,
and wiggle it, just like the doctor does. "
:13:34
It's an honour just to be nominated.
I've never been nominated.
:13:37
All your Hollywood friends
probably voted against me.
:13:40
- I voted for you, Bobby.
- It's BD. What time's the car?
:13:43
All right, see you then.
All the slaps and smiles,
:13:45
and I'm a goddamn joke out there.
:13:46
Not as big of a joke as you are right now.
:13:48
Warren Beatty is there with Leslie Caron,
nominated for Best Actress,
:13:52
and I'm there with Gidget.
:13:54
Leslie Caron is not box office!
:13:56
- Those people don't care about that.
- It's all they give a shit about.
:13:59
Only people from the Bronx
actually care about the Oscars.