:36:00
Er, but 20 minutes down 101 Freeway,
and you're in North Hollywood.
:36:05
Did you hear that, Lalita?
:36:06
He lives in Hollywood.
:36:08
You must join me in US.
:36:10
You must, you must, you must. Eh?
:36:12
I could help you start a business there.
That's where the money's to be made.
:36:16
UK's finished, India's too corrupt.
:36:18
Kholi saab, India is still a young country
since Independence.
:36:22
I hardly think its potential is over.
:36:24
What do you think your US was like
after 60 years of independence?
:36:27
They were killing each other with slavery
and blindly searching for gold.
:36:37
I tell you, boss, I've made a packet
as an accountant in LA.
:36:41
You know, the Indian community there
is very professional,
:36:44
all doctors and computers and...
:36:47
not like these uneducated
minicab/7-Eleven store types.
:36:52
It's ours for the taking.
:36:54
Anyone can become an American.
:36:56
Then... why come back here?
:37:00
Ah... ba da bing, ba da boom.
:37:02
"Ba da bing, ba da boom"?
:37:03
There's only one problem with America.
:37:06
Our girls that are born there,
:37:08
they've totally lost their roots.
:37:11
Completely clueless.
:37:13
Our girls are very rooted.
:37:15
They're really very, very traditional, huh?
:37:19
You know, in US,
:37:21
they're all too outspoken and career-orientated.
:37:24
And some have even turned into...
:37:29
...the lesbian.
:37:31
(Giggling)
:37:32
- (Clears throat)
- So that leaves me no choice.
:37:35
I may be healthy, wealthy and wise,
:37:38
but as they say, "no life... without wife".
:37:45
Kholi saab.
:37:48
You're a poet as well.
:37:51
Did you hear that, Mr Bakshi? Huh?
:37:53
- No life without wife.
- Yes.
:37:55
Very wisely spoken.
:37:58
I think God is smiling down on me.