:18:00
to make Michael look like a mammal.
:18:05
Or somebody that drank water
and breathed air, right?
:18:10
He gave Michael the easiest questions in the
world, the easiest GED questions in the world,
:18:16
and Michael could not pass the test.
:18:20
It's like, "Uh, Michael,
:18:22
"do you think it's proper for a 45-year-old man
:18:26
"to sleep in a bed with 13-year-old boys?"
:18:37
"Yes!"
:18:43
"OK, let me rephrase that.
:18:48
"Would you let your children sleep in the bed
of a 45-year-old man
:18:55
"that's been accused of child molestation?"
:18:59
"Yes!"
:19:03
Ed Bradley looked at Michael Jackson
like he wanted to say,
:19:06
"Nigger, is you crazy?"
:19:16
Like he wanted to take the 60 Minutes clock
and push the shit forward,
:19:20
say, "Get the fuck off my show."
:19:24
"I thought you said it was 60 minutes."
"It's ten minutes, get outta here.
:19:29
"Ya nutty nigger,
what the fuck is wrong wit' you?"
:19:32
I'm done with Michael, man.
You see Michael go to court 20 minutes late.
:19:38
What kind of black man
gonna come to court 20 minutes late?
:19:43
This ain't Barbershop 2.
:19:48
This is court, motherfucker. Shit.
:19:50
He don't even wear a real suit to court,
:19:53
coming in there looking like Cap'n Crunch.