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till his eyeballs
popped out of his fucking head? No.
:39:05
I ain't scared of al-Qaeda,
I'm scared of Al Cracker.
:39:22
Cracker Al. Gotta look out for Cracker Al.
:39:26
He's a dangerous motherfucker!
:39:29
But American people, whenever you leave...
:39:32
I love my country, but whenever you leave,
you find out people really hate America.
:39:38
It's good sometimes.
:39:40
Cos we got so much shit, OK?
:39:43
America's the only country in the world
where people go hunting on a full stomach.
:39:51
It's beautiful.
:39:54
That's how good we got it.
America's a great country.
:39:57
But here's the thing, people hate America cos
we can't make up our mind what we wanna be.
:40:02
America does good things, America does bad
things, America does schizophrenic things.
:40:07
One cool thing America does, that I love,
is we feed other countries.
:40:13
It's beautiful that we feed other countries.
:40:15
Yes, it is!
:40:17
But we only feed them
when they're starving.
:40:23
Why can't we feed them when they're hungry?
:40:26
They didn't just wake up with flies around
their lips and bellies out to here.
:40:31
It took a while for shit to get that bad.
:40:33
And our government's like,
"Nah, wait for the flies.
:40:37
"Two more weeks. Wait for the flies.
Come on, more flies!"
:40:42
And we send them food.
Do we send them the good shit? No.
:40:46
What do we send them? Grain.
Anybody here have grain today?
:40:50
Anybody going to McGrainies
after the show?
:40:54
Why can't we send them the good shit?
:40:56
Why can't we send some Cheez Doodles,
some Funyuns, some Twinkies?