Chris Rock: Never Scared
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Why can't we just pour some gravy
on the people?

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Just get a big old vat of gravy and pour it
out the helicopter. There you go.

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Drink up. Have some gravy.
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People going, "I love America!
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"It's raining gravy!"
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Shit, give them a Whopper, it's only 99 cents.
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Shit, we call ourselves humanitarians,
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meanwhile we're dropping 50-pound sacks
on 40-pound people.

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But I love America, man.
We got a lot of freedom in America.

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For instance, abortion's legal.
It's beautiful that abortion's legal, man.

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I love going to abortion rallies
to pick up women.

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Cos you know they'll fuck you.
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You ain't gonna find a bunch of virgins
at the abortion rally.

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You might even see some clear heels!
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"What you doing here, girl?"
"Fucked up again."

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The abortion issue, it's a woman's issue.
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A woman gets pregnant,
she don't wanna hear shit from the man.

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"Fuck you, I don't need you, motherfuck you."
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Unless she decides to have the baby.
Then she's like, "Where's my cheque?"

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When a woman gets pregnant,
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it's a choice between the woman
and her girlfriends.

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A woman gets pregnant,
her and her girlfriends get together,

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and they have a little abortion tribunal,
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and they vote on the baby like it's Survivor.
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Each girlfriend puts in her two cents.
One goes, "Child, you should have that baby.

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"That man got some good hair,
it's wavy, it's wavy."

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The other girlfriend goes,
"Why are we talking about this?


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