:41:01
Why can't we just pour some gravy
on the people?
:41:04
Just get a big old vat of gravy and pour it
out the helicopter. There you go.
:41:09
Drink up. Have some gravy.
:41:12
People going, "I love America!
:41:15
"It's raining gravy!"
:41:18
Shit, give them a Whopper, it's only 99 cents.
:41:26
Shit, we call ourselves humanitarians,
:41:29
meanwhile we're dropping 50-pound sacks
on 40-pound people.
:41:38
But I love America, man.
We got a lot of freedom in America.
:41:42
For instance, abortion's legal.
It's beautiful that abortion's legal, man.
:41:48
I love going to abortion rallies
to pick up women.
:41:53
Cos you know they'll fuck you.
:42:01
You ain't gonna find a bunch of virgins
at the abortion rally.
:42:06
You might even see some clear heels!
:42:10
"What you doing here, girl?"
"Fucked up again."
:42:16
The abortion issue, it's a woman's issue.
:42:19
A woman gets pregnant,
she don't wanna hear shit from the man.
:42:23
"Fuck you, I don't need you, motherfuck you."
:42:27
Unless she decides to have the baby.
Then she's like, "Where's my cheque?"
:42:31
When a woman gets pregnant,
:42:33
it's a choice between the woman
and her girlfriends.
:42:38
A woman gets pregnant,
her and her girlfriends get together,
:42:42
and they have a little abortion tribunal,
:42:45
and they vote on the baby like it's Survivor.
:42:49
Each girlfriend puts in her two cents.
One goes, "Child, you should have that baby.
:42:54
"That man got some good hair,
it's wavy, it's wavy."
:42:58
The other girlfriend goes,
"Why are we talking about this?