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"Ain't we going to Cancun next week?
Get rid of that baby!"
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And that's how life is decided in America.
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Now, fellas, if you get a woman pregnant,
you're only allowed to say two things.
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And guess what, fellas?
You can't even suggest abortion.
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If you say, "A", you fucked up.
:43:25
You can't even suggest abortion.
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Guess what, guys?
You don't wanna suggest abortion.
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If you suggest abortion
and then she has the baby,
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when that kid's about five, six years old,
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he gonna be cursing yo ass out.
:43:39
You go, "What's up, little man?
How you doing?"
:43:42
"I'm alive, that's how the fuck I'm doing!
:43:48
"You wanted me dead, huh, bitch?
:43:51
"I'm alive, motherfucker.
:43:53
"I should bust a cap in yo ass."
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You don't need that drama.
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So do not suggest abortion.
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Now, fellas, if you get a woman pregnant,
:44:08
you only got two things to say.
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Two ways to try it on.
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Now, the first thing you can say is,
"Wow, I can't believe you're pregnant.
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"I'm so happy. I can't wait for you to have
this baby. I love you so much."
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I'll try it again.
"Wow, I can't believe that you're pregnant.
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"I'm so happy. I can't wait to have this baby.
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"I love you so much."
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That's cool.
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Now, if you don't wanna say that,
you got one more choice.
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A woman walks in the room,
tells you that she's pregnant,
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you look her dead in the eye and you say...
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"So what you gonna do?"