:09:01
Put it on my tab.
:09:03
- Hey, at least give me one ofthose margaritas.
- Sorry.
:09:06
They're so spoken for.
:09:13
We're gonna go for a quick romp
in the jungle before the pool party.
:09:16
Oh, I don't know, Stace.
:09:18
I have to play tennis soon,
and, well, to be honest...
:09:21
that stretch ofthe jungle gives me an
extraordinary case ofthe wonky britches.
:09:24
SweetJesus,
you're an F-cake, Putman.
:09:27
What the hell?.
:09:29
you were just telling me
what a nut-cup this guy is.
:09:31
I didnot!
:09:34
Ladies andgentlemen, boys andgirls...
:09:37
- your host and rock and roll's
favorite son...
:09:39
Coconut Pete!
:09:45
Welcome to Pleasure Island!
:09:47
Whoo-hoo!
:10:04
I love you, Coconut Pete!
:10:06
Oh! Wel I, I guess
you all heard this one, huh?.
:10:12
Back you go, dickweed!
:10:16
I guess you also know
that I took this song and turned it...
:10:19
into a beautiful reality.
:10:22
- This gorgeous group of people
behind me is our staff.
:10:26
And they're here to take care of you
in more ways than one!
:10:31
Now, you came here to
escape civilization...
:10:34
and we're gonna hold you to it.
:10:36
your cell phones won't work here.
There are no fax machines...
:10:38
and most importantly of all,
no strings attached!
:10:48
Coconut Pete, you're under arrest!
:10:52
What are the charges, officer?.
:10:54
For keeping these people from enjoying
free drinks at the pool from noon to 3:.00!
:10:57
That would be a crime!