1:22:02
I'm not Machete Phil.
1:22:04
I'm Machete Sam.
1:22:07
Sam, whyare you doing this?
1:22:10
Oh, I remember it
like it was yesterday.
1:22:13
I asked Rolo ifhe hadanygrass,
and he said he didn't have any.
1:22:17
So then I followed him
into thejungle.
1:22:20
- Would you believe what I saw?.
- No.
1:22:22
He had grass. My grass!
1:22:24
A huge bag ofit.
1:22:27
And he was smokin' it
with those two little hussies...
1:22:31
even though
he said he had none.
1:22:36
So then-
No, wait, that's not it.
1:22:40
I found out that Pete was
giving the island to Dave.
1:22:42
Oh, yeah. That's it.
It wasn't about the grass.
1:22:45
Although that was incredibly uncool.
1:22:49
It was about Pete giving the island
to that little shithead!
1:22:52
All-night raving,
pill-popping little son ofa bitch!
1:22:56
What about me?. H uh?.
I deserved it!
1:22:59
I'm the best goddamned employee
this place has ever seen!
1:23:02
Dave was gonna run it
into the ground.
1:23:04
Not on mywatch!
This is my home.
1:23:08
Pete thinks I'mjust a clown,
goodforfun andgames.
1:23:11
Well, I got you guys
to do yourjobs, didn't I?.
1:23:14
Pretty good managerial skills,
don't you think?.
1:23:16
Setting you guys up to decipher
that stupid "Naughty Cal'"song.
1:23:23
Who's the orca?.
Who's the octopus?.
1:23:25
I am the Walrus!
I am the Walrus! I am the Walrus!
1:23:30
Oh! Ooh!
1:23:32
Get outta here! Now!
I can't hold him for long.
1:23:35
Tryputtinghim to sleep!
Trythe-the Snoring Panda!
1:23:38
I can't reach it.
I can handle this.
1:23:40
- He'll orgasm for another few minutes. Go!
- Ooh.
1:23:43
- I'm not leaving you!
- I'll be okay.
1:23:45
- Get outta here. It's gonna get messy.
- Ooh. Ooh.
1:23:48
- Go.
- Go.
1:23:50
Oh! Ohhh!
1:23:55
Oh! Ooh!
1:23:57
- Back to the club!
- Are you crazy?.
1:23:59
It's the most secure building on
the island. It's where we keep the booze!