:10:04
Then Elvis had an idea.
:10:06
"I'm tired of the music scene.
I'll send him out on tour."
:10:09
Big mistake, because it was his brother
who started to go to Vegas...
:10:12
and wear them big collars,
the white jumpsuits, and the capes.
:10:16
Elvis wouldn't do that.
And it was his brother who got really fat.
:10:19
You know, eating those
banana-fried butter sandwiches and all.
:10:23
The Colonel said, "We gotta get rid
of this guy. He can't be Elvis anymore."
:10:27
So they started feeding him pills.
I think they killed him.
:10:32
So what? What are you saying?
What's the punch line?
:10:38
- Y'all are Elvis fans?
- No.
:10:43
You wanna hear something about Elvis?
I'll tell you something about him.
:10:46
- You ever heard of Otis Blackwell?
- No, ma'am.
:10:49
- You ever heard of Junior Parker?
- No, ma'am.
:10:52
Yeah, I didn't think so.
You know, Elvis robbed their music, man.
:10:56
He paid them $10 for their music,
and all these other black musicians, too.
:11:00
- That's what I think of Elvis.
- Here's where my theory fits.
:11:03
I don't think it was Elvis.
I think it was his brother.
:11:06
So in that case, it's all right?
:11:10
My favorite Elvis quote is, "The only thing
colors can do for me is shine my shoes."
:11:16
I don't think the King said that.
See, I think it was his evil twin.
:11:21
Danny, what you doing over there?
You got tables to wait on. Come on.
:11:25
- I'll be right back.
- Yeah, don't get fired, man.
:11:29
Slaphappy hillbilly.
:11:31
Cheers.
:11:36
Something smells funny in here.
:11:43
Is that my shirt you got on?
:11:48
No, I don't think so.
:11:49
Yeah, I think it is.
This doesn't smell like me.
:11:52
Yeah? What do you smell like?
:11:53
I smell like me,
and this doesn't smell like me.
:11:55
- I smell like me, too.
- But this smells like you.
:11:58
That's because I am me.