:01:07
Be a clown, be a clown
:01:10
All the world loves a clown
:01:13
If you just make them roar
:01:16
Watch your mountebank account soar
:01:20
Wear a painted mustache
:01:23
And you're sure to make a big splash
:01:26
A college education I should never propose
:01:30
A bachelor's degree
won't even keep you in clothes
:01:33
But millions you will win
if you can spin on your nose
:01:36
Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown
:01:48
- Give 'em quips
- Give 'em quips
:01:50
- Give 'em fun
- Give 'em fun
:01:51
And they'll pay to say you're A-one
:01:54
If you become a farmer,
you've the weather to buck
:01:58
If you become a gambler,
you'll be stuck with your luck
:02:02
But, Jack, you'll never lack
if you can quack like a duck
:02:09
Be a clown
:02:13
Be a clown
:02:21
Be a clown
:02:32
Jesus, though, it was a relief
just to have fun and...
:02:37
do something trite and not care a damn...
:02:40
and get paid a hundred times
what you'd be paid for something good.
:02:45
I love you under my skin
:02:50
They'll never know the difference.
:02:52
What's it going to be called?
:02:54
What's the dreariest title ever?
:02:57
I bet Coley $5...