:46:01
- What's this?
- What the hell is that? This is screwed up.
:46:05
- What are we supposed to do now?
- Don't worry.
:46:08
- We'll play in what we've got on.
- We can't.
:46:10
ADAA rules require we wear
matching uniforms.
:46:13
I don't think they require ass-less chaps, OK?
:46:17
Everybody, calm down. We've got plenty
of time to find other uniforms before we play.
:46:22
Ladies, we gotta get on the court
or we're gonna forfeit the game.
:46:26
Come on, let's go.
Let's see some movement. Chop-chop.
:46:30
I don't see any movement. Let's go.
:46:42
How about those dodgeball dancers, folks?
:46:44
- That is some good, clean, family fun, Cot.
- Right you are.
:46:48
Here comes Germany's Team Blitzkrieg.
:46:51
The reigning European champ
hopes to extend their empire here.
:46:54
Appeasement be damned.
:46:56
Here comes
the relatively unknown challengers,
:46:59
a regional qualifying team,
Average Joe's Gymnasium.
:47:13
My sweet Jesus.
:47:16
That's rad.
:47:18
Hey, asshole, you guys suck.
:47:21
Thank you. Nice to be in Vegas.
:47:24
Hi. We're all here and
:47:26
we are ready to play.
:47:31
- OK.
- OK.
:47:35
We get our first glimpse of the Average Joe's
squad, sporting unwieldy uniforms.
:47:39
I feel like I'm watching a Cher video.
:47:42
Average Joe's, ready.
:47:44
Blitzkrieg, ready.
:47:46
Dodgeball.
:47:47
And we're under way. Average Joe's
versus the heavily favoured German team.
:47:52
Of course, S&M gear first made
popular by the lyric poet, Sappho,
:47:56
- from the island of Lesbos.
- Clean hit. You're out.
:47:59
Leather and latex belong in the bedroom,
not on the dodgeball court.