Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:58:07
What?
:58:09
We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico
City. I've been boning up on my Spanish.

:58:16
Me'Shell was having some digestive
problems. I hope you don't mind.

:58:19
Will you shut that?
:58:21
For all of us, baby.
:58:26
So that's the deal. I give you $100,000,
you sign over the deed to your gym.

:58:32
Period.
:58:34
End o'story.
:58:36
You really think you can come here and buy
me out, you're a lot dumber than I thought.

:58:41
Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you
thought I'd think that I thought I was once.

:58:47
Look, Peter, I know what it's like.
:58:50
Really. For all our blustery back-and-forth,
we're really pretty much the same guy.

:58:54
We're both leaders. And I like
what you've done with the gym over there.

:58:58
I love the whole "I'm not OK, you're not OK,
but that's OK" thing you got going.

:59:03
"You can be fat as long as
you're happy inside." It works.

:59:06
And they love you. Whoo, do they love you.
:59:10
You're their Fonzie, Pete.
:59:12
"Hey." Right?
:59:16
But do you really think it's fair for them
to put all that pressure on you? All the time?

:59:22
Looking to you to solve their every problem?
:59:25
I mean, come on.
:59:27
I know you. You know you.
:59:31
And I know you know that I know you.
:59:34
You're heading for a fall, Pete.
:59:37
Sooner or later, Average Joe's is gonna close.
:59:40
And when it does, they're gonna blame you.
:59:45
I don't know if you've ever seen $100,000,
except maybe in the movies.

:59:49
But I assure you,
something gets lost in the translation.

:59:56
Money. $100,000. Dodgeball game.

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