1:16:01
No elimination. Double fault.
You stepped over the line on the throw.
1:16:05
What? You gotta be out of your mind.
That is the worst call I've ever seen.
1:16:09
I'm out here busting my butt and you come in
with a bush-league call like that? Bullcrap.
1:16:13
ADAA Continuation Rule 113-D, sir.
Sudden death.
1:16:18
All right. Bring it.
1:16:20
I don't believe it, folks. Sudden death.
1:16:23
Well, let me tell you,
1:16:25
a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't
occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919,
1:16:31
and I think we all remember
how that turned out.
1:16:33
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the greatest
happening in sport. Sudden-death dodgeball.
1:16:40
Pepper needs new shorts.
1:16:44
White, Peter, this is sudden death.
1:16:48
Only striking an opposing player eliminates
them. Catching the ball does nothing.
1:16:53
Both feet must remain
in the triangle at all times.
1:16:57
You may throw any time after my call.
Understood?
1:17:02
OK. Let's have a clean match.
Good luck, gentlemen.
1:17:07
This is it, La Loser.
1:17:11
You ready for the hurricane?
1:17:15
Just don't go cryin' to mama when
I spank you in front of all these people.
1:17:20
You don't go crying to your daddy
after I wipe it up with your face.
1:17:26
- White?
- Yeah?
1:17:29
- You look awful fat in those pants.
- Players, to your positions.
1:17:34
This is about gamesmanship.
Throw early and you're defenceless.
1:17:38
Throw late and you're eliminated.
Dilemma, thy name is dodgeball.
1:17:43
This sport doesn't build character,
it reveals it.
1:17:47
Effin' A, Cotton. Effin' A.
1:17:51
Come on, talk to me.
1:17:55
Listen up, crotch stain.
1:17:57
Remember your training
and trust your instincts.