:11:00
And John was an astronaut.
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He lived in a faraway place
called Earth.
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Which is so far away,
you've never heard of it.
:11:09
One day when John was out
doing astronaut things,
:11:12
a big blue wormhole
gobbled him up and spat him out
:11:16
at the far end of the universe.
:11:19
- Things were looking grim in Mudville
- Canaveral?
:11:22
Till our hero met
an amazing living ship,
:11:26
made some nice new friends
:11:28
and he hooked up
with his dream girl.
:11:31
We could've lived happily ever
after, but the Peacekeepers
:11:34
raped, chased and tortured us
for years on end.
:11:37
Fire!
:11:39
Then two months ago, we got
our asses shot off again.
:11:43
This time it was the Scarrans,
big reptiles. Oooh!
:11:47
And Moya, our living ship,
:11:48
limped her way to your
happy planet for a little R&R.
:11:52
Because we figure, it's empty!
Hey, no one is gonna bother us.
:11:55
We're gonna have a baby!
:11:59
- Will you marry me?
- Yes.
:12:02
Next thing, me
and the future Mrs. Crichton
:12:04
are having a private moment
when you guys fly by.
:12:06
Boom bada-bing,
squiggly line, squiggly line.
:12:10
Crystallized.
And it's two months later.
:12:16
What?
:12:19
Retreating.
:12:21
Scorpius has powered off
his onboard beacon.
:12:23
We have no way
of tracking him.
:12:25
Broadcast this order.
Highest priority.
:12:27
The instant his command carrier
is spotted, it is to be fired upon.
:12:30
No hailing,
no offer to surrender.
:12:33
I want this coward Scorpius
and all who fly with him
:12:36
erased from existence!
:12:38
Aye, Chancellor.
:12:39
Scorpius is many things, Maryk.
None of them good.
:12:42
But a coward? Never.
:12:45
He has initiated this war,
and then turned and run!
:12:48
How do you define
cowardice, Grayza?
:12:50
Grand Chancellor,
:12:52
please consider my counsel
on this carefully.
:12:56
Hatred of the Scarrans
:12:59
is Scorpius'
sole consistent trait.