1:05:04
Hey, Albert, if you like Lauri,
you gotta take her on a roller coaster.
1:05:08
That's the best thing to take a girl on,
because while the ride is goin' on...
1:05:11
they get so scared,
they want you to hold 'em.
1:05:14
And then when the roller coaster
goes around the corner...
1:05:16
they fall up against you
and everything.
1:05:19
Okay, watch me.
1:05:23
Okay, say you're a girl
and you're on a roller coaster.
1:05:26
I'm not sayin' I'm a girl
on a roller coaster.
1:05:29
What's wrong with you, man? Why don't you say
you're a girl on a roller coaster by yourself?
1:05:34
I'm just tryin'
to show Albert something.
1:05:37
- Where'd Albert go?
- Oh, he-- he's with the girls.
1:05:41
Lauri, you wanna go
on the roller coaster?
1:05:45
Sure.
1:05:48
Go, Albert.
1:06:04
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
1:06:07
If I didn't have to go back--
1:06:10
I mean, if I was
a real person, would you--
1:06:15
Would I what?
1:06:17
Would you go out with me?
1:06:20
- You mean like on a date?
- Yeah.
1:06:23
But we are on a date.
1:06:28
That's right. Cool.
1:06:33
You were so scared.
1:06:36
- I wasn't scared. I just looked scared...
- Mm-hmm.
1:06:38
'cause my cheeks were
wrapped around my ears...
1:06:41
and my eyelids went up
over my head and everything.
1:06:44
- Wanna go again?
- Um, y-you go ahead.
1:06:53
Be right back.
1:06:57
- You're Fat Albert!
- Hey, hey, hey.