:59:02
Because in fact, being a dog,
you haven't any proper digits, have you?
:59:08
Well, I don't have any teeth, either.
:59:10
I mean, I can't see. I can't breathe.
:59:13
All I've got is this rubbery snout.
:59:19
- Can we get him some teeth?
- He can have mine.
:59:23
We'll get you teeth.
:59:25
- Let's have a wee break, shall we?
- Right.
:59:32
- I thought you were wonderful.
- You were marvelous.
:59:34
I think you're better on four legs
than you are on two.
:59:36
- Oh, give it a rest.
- I do.
:59:40
- Just say it, Charles, go on.
- Well, you picture it, James.
:59:43
Opening night, doctors, lawyers,
businessmen and their wives,
:59:47
all dressed to the nines.
:59:48
They've paid good money, they're
expecting theater, what we call theater.
:59:53
The curtain opens and it's crocodiles
and fairies and pirates and lndians.
:59:58
I don't even know what it is.
1:00:01
But you did know, Charles. You're
an absolute genius, Charles. That's it.
1:00:06
Oh, don't patronize me, James.
1:00:08
You know how much money I put into
this show that I haven't even found yet?
1:00:11
Listen, listen. Opening night,
I want 25 seats set aside.
1:00:14
- Set aside? 25?
- 25 seats.
1:00:16
Scattered throughout the theater.
Two here, two there, three up there.
1:00:19
- Are they paying for it?
- They're filled.
1:00:21
- No, no, no. I'm asking...
- The seats are filled.
1:00:23
- Uncle Jim?
- Hello, boys.
1:00:26
Could I speak to you for a moment,
please?
1:00:27
Certainly.
1:00:29
25 seats, Charles. It'll be great.
It'll be fantastic.
1:00:32
25 scattered seats?
Who's paying for them?
1:00:34
Throughout the theater.
1:00:35
- Who's paying for these 25 seats?
- They're filled-up seats, Charles.
1:00:39
Whoa. Look.
1:00:41
This is great. I'm flying.
1:00:44
We don't need to use much pull at all, see?
As long as we've got the balance down.
1:00:49
Mother asked me to take the boys out
for the afternoon.
1:00:51
She said she only wanted a bit of quiet,
1:00:54
but she was trembling so badly
she couldn't even finish her tea.
1:00:58
I'm not a fool, Uncle James.
I deserve to know the truth.