:15:01
- No offense, Miss Mackenzie--
- Samantha.
:15:04
Samantha--
but I have a plan...
:15:07
- of college.
- That's great.
:15:10
Look, I'm just trying to have
a normal college experience, okay?
:15:13
- All I want is normal, Mia.
- Right.
:15:16
I'm going to
the housing office.
:15:18
They said you were the kind of girl
who was up for anything.
:15:22
I'm disappointed.
:15:26
- You're manipulating me.
- Yes.
:15:29
It's kinda working.
:15:32
Please, Mia.
Just give it a shot.
:15:35
That's all I'm asking.
:15:37
Well, the situation
could have its advantages.
:15:41
Absolutely.
Like, in case ofa national emergency...
:15:45
guess who gets a free seat
on the chopper?
:15:47
I was kind ofthinking your Secret Service
could get us beer.
:15:49
- You can forget about that.
- We'll work on it.
:15:55
Mia Thompson,
Arkansas royalty.
:15:59
I didn't know they had
royalty in Arkansas.
:16:02
Course we do.
My dad's a king.
:16:05
I mean, he's had
a few queens since my mom, but--
:16:08
You know, Tire King--
best seller ofthe South?
:16:11
Cool. This is Bock. Dylan's outside.
They're protecting us.
:16:16
Could that involve tackling me?
:16:18
'Cause the bald one's a little sexy.
:16:20
And you can forget
about that too.
:16:22
[ Laughs ]
Yeah.
:16:24
Look, bonus points for giving me the good bed.
I likeyou already.
:16:29
But just to letyou know,
don't kiss my ass.
:16:32
'Cause I certainly
won't be kissing yours.
:16:36
Mia, I likeyou already.
:16:39
It's our first day.
I'm trying to have fun.
:16:41
Why don'tyou change clothes?
We can go hang out. Go to some parties.
:16:43
Meet some guys.
Definitely meet some guys.
:16:45
My night's scheduled already.
I thought I looked okay, no?
:16:49
Oh, yeah, sure. Ifyou're trying
to hang out with the dean.
:16:55
Miss Mackenzie, Ispeak
forthe entire faculty...
:16:57
when I say,
"Welcome to Redmond. "