:48:04
Imagine... never being alone
and always feeling lonely.
:48:11
All I everwanted
was to get mykey...
:48:13
get in a beat-up little Volkswagen,
and drive offto college.
:48:16
You think I'm a silly, spoiled kid,
completely devoid of gratitude.
:48:22
Actually, I think I completely understand
what you're going through.
:48:25
- You do?
- This one time,
I won the class spelling bee.
:48:29
I couldn't get from point "A "to point "B"
without people watching my every move.
:48:33
I had to avoid the press,
the paparazzi.
:48:35
And the women.
My God, the women, Sam.
:48:39
The number of training bras
that were left in my locker...
:48:41
could fill the support needs
of an entire country.
:48:44
So, listen, about last night.
:48:48
You're my R.A.
It's forbidden.
:48:51
I get it.
:48:53
It's actually not just the R.A. thing.
:48:55
Oh, the otherthing.
:48:59
Most guys have to deal
with meeting the dad.
:49:01
Mydates have to charm
the commander-in-chief.
:49:04
Note to fathers worldwide:
:49:06
I n order to keep your daughters
from getting any action...
:49:09
become the president.
:49:13
You were hoping to get some action?
:49:19
[ Chuckles ]
You need some air?
:49:22
I think I could use a little air.
:49:27
I'll just go get changed.
:49:33
Come on.
:49:42
Shh. Shh. Shh.
:49:44
- I got your shoes. Come on.
- Oh, thankyou.
:49:47
[James ] Mydad used to take me
to a spot like this.
:49:52
He would always say that
the world was a tough place...
:49:55
and you needed total self-reliance
to survive it.
:49:59
He must be proud ofyou.