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What did I write here?
Where"s this from? Ah, who cares?
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Lots of tape on this one. That
nail-biter will have to work for it!
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That"ll be number one.
A big, fat "1".
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Fancy meal, there"s that...
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This is going great!
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ORIENTAL FUNERAL
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I was born 74 years ago in Gagnef.
My mother and aunts spun wool-
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- and wanted nothing to do with men.
But they wanted a kid.
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For that purpose they used
a German immigrant, Philip Schmidt.
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He was a shopkeeper,
and he got to mount my mother.
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He was never seen again.
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But I came to be, and I grew up in
a lovely world of yarn and women.
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They were handsome women.
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I called them Mother Doris,
Mother Matilda and Mother Josefina.
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Three mothers and no father.
I have such wonderful memories.
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Im five years old, sleeping naked
in Mother Doriss bed.
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I hear giggles, and they all
come in with full vodka glasses-
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- straight from the sauna.
Theyre warm and damp and happy.
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They lie down next to me
and start kissing me.
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"Dear little Sören,"they say.
"Youre the best boy in the world."