:26:00
Yeah, but I don't wanna destroy
future generations of charitable dogs.
:26:04
Don't worry about it.
I got three Dobermans.
:26:06
If I didn't kick them in the balls regularly,
I'd never get anything done.
:26:09
But he's gotta be close
to finishing by now.
:26:11
Not yet.
:26:13
Here comes the lipstick.
:26:15
Mrs. Lubin?
We're ready for you now.
:26:18
- Okay. Come on, Arthur.
:26:26
- I feel so used.
:26:29
Thanks for your help.
For, at least, your good intentions.
:26:34
- I recognize you.
- Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
:26:37
No, not from high school.
From TV.
:26:39
- Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
- Yeah.
:26:42
Are you
really retarded?
:26:45
No, I'm not.
:26:47
Cool.
:26:49
Great job, man. I mean,
I thought you were really retarded.
:26:53
You're just as good as that Corky kid,
and he's actually retarded.
:26:56
If there was some
sort of retarded Oscar...
:26:58
you would win like
hands down, kick his ass.
:27:02
Well, thank you.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
:27:04
I have to fill out
this form though, so...
:27:07
- Right on.
- Thanks.
:27:13
My cousin's an actor.
Jake Ryan Winters.
:27:16
Doubt you've ever
heard of him.
:27:18
He was, like, on Xena once as a gnome
or something. That's really cool though.
:27:22
Thanks.
:27:26
Oh, my God.
:27:28
That scene.
That last scene...
:27:29
where you give the speech
to the whole stadium...
:27:32
and your dad... oh, your dad
gives you the thumbs up.
:27:35
Aw. That was, like...
:27:37
That was emotional.
:27:41
So, you got
anything else coming out?
:27:43
No. You know,
I'm auditioning...
:27:45
I can't believe
you're not really retarded.
:27:47
I mean, Jake's not
a very good actor.
:27:49
You can't really tell on Xena
'cause he's in the hairy gnome suit...
:27:52
but when we were little, he used to
put on these really, really low-budge...
:27:55
renditions of Andrew Lloyd Webber
musicals in our attic.
:27:58
And they were awful.!