1:07:00
So, uh, you're like
workin' here. That's cool.
1:07:02
Only for a little while.
I'm opening my own business.
1:07:05
Actually, I should
talk to you about it.
1:07:07
I'm lookin' for smart people
like you, Large.
1:07:10
- I should get your number.
- Yeah, definitely. That'd be... That'd be cool.
1:07:14
I'd like to talk
to you... both...
1:07:17
about a good opportunity
for you and your loved ones.
1:07:22
We all have dreams.
I know I do!
1:07:24
I'd like to talk to you about an exciting
opportunity that people are talking about.
1:07:28
- We gotta get goin'.
- Oh, okay. It was good to see you, Karl.
1:07:31
- Hey, I should get your number.
- Yeah, definitely.
1:07:33
Well, I'll call you because
I think he has it in his book.
1:07:36
Nice to meet you.
1:07:38
Why is it always the losers that get
caught up in the pyramid schemes?
1:07:41
Why can't it be some charming, hot girl
nagging you incessantly to buy some shit?
1:07:44
- Is that what he's doin'?
- Yeah. It's detergent or some shit.
1:07:47
Why are you buying knives?
I don't need knives.
1:07:50
- I'd like to return these.
- You got a receipt?
1:07:53
- Actually, no. They're a gift.
- Why are you returning these?
1:07:57
- They're not sharp enough.
- They're not sharp enough?
1:08:00
No. Not for what
we need them for.
1:08:03
- They couldn't cut cans.
- You bought them to cut cans?
1:08:07
No, but in the commercial,
it said if I wanted to cut cans, I could.
1:08:10
- With these knives, I can't.
- It comes with a sharpener.
1:08:13
- Did you try it?
- Yeah. They're just...
1:08:18
- I don't want them. They're not sharp enough.
- Okay.
1:08:25
A major loophole in the Handi-World
return policy is that they permit returns...
1:08:28
without receipts
on items below $40.
1:08:31
So, how often do you go?
1:08:33
I hit every employee once,
and then I wait until they hire new ones.
1:08:36
Luckily, nobody stays at
Handi-World for very long.
1:08:39
- Except for Karl Benson.
- You know, Mark, it's my last day in town.
1:08:42
- If you need money, I could loan you some.
- I don't need your money.
1:08:45
- I'm making my own right now.
- Fuck, take Jesse's. The guy's a millionaire.
1:08:48
I don't take anybody's money.
Okay, Andrew?
1:08:50
I make my own.
Favors are bad news.
1:08:52
The only thing worse than a favor
is a favor involving money. Okay?
1:08:57
Let's go. I gotta see
a guy about a nitrous tank.