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:04:00
I done put furniture polish
on my dress.

:04:02
Calm it down.
:04:04
After today, you can get
a maid to pour your shit...

:04:07
and put your clothes
in the cleaners. Ow!

:04:21
Angela, I'm afraid
we're gonna have to begin.

:04:23
OK.
:04:25
Now, the following
is the last will and...

:04:28
Whoo! Sorry I'm late, baby.
Traffic.

:04:29
Ha ha! Uh, Miss Whitaker,
I'm Seymour Gold.

:04:33
Judging by the looks
of this office...

:04:34
I'm sure you see more gold
than Master P's dentist.

:04:38
Ha ha ha!
That was a good one, wasn't it?

:04:40
Hey, baby. I'm Peaches...
Peaches Whitaker.

:04:42
Yes, you are. Ha ha ha!
:04:45
All right.
So I know y'all are ready.

:04:48
We're gonna get
this thing started...

:04:49
see what Nana talkin' about.
:04:51
Lipstick...
:04:52
- Peaches?
- Uh-huh?

:04:54
Would you have a seat, please?
:04:55
Oh, sure, baby. I'm sorry.
:04:57
Do you, Seymour.
Do you, player.

:04:59
- Hello, Peaches.
- Angela.

:05:02
Well, I guess
we'd better dive right in.

:05:04
We're here to read
the last will and testament...

:05:06
of your grandmother,
Miss Ruby Whitaker.

:05:09
"I, Norma Ruby Whitaker...
:05:11
"do hereby bequeath
the following:

:05:13
"To my church of fifty years...
Faithful Central Mount Zion...

:05:16
"Missionary Southern Baptist
Church of God in Christ...

:05:19
"where the Grand Bishop Reverend
Dr. Marshall Pettaway presides...

:05:23
"I leave the sum of $50,000."
:05:26
Uncle Bishop?
:05:28
Uncle Bishop.
Ain't that a damn shame?

:05:31
"To my darling granddaughter
Angela...

:05:33
"keep this family together
and follow your dream.

:05:36
"I leave the sum of $75,000."
:05:42
"To my wonderful Peaches... "
:05:44
Heh heh.
:05:45
"Once you get wisdom,
you'll have all you desire.

:05:48
"I leave you
my most prized possession... "

:05:51
Hmm.
:05:53
"My Bible. "

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