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:22:01
Not you. Aren't you supposed to ask me?
Whether I love kids?

:22:06
Yes, do you love kids? - Of course
:22:09
First I want a daughter.
Beautiful, intelligent. Like you

:22:13
I'll make a fine daddy
:22:14
If I find someone like me flirting
with her, I'll break his legs

:22:19
You think that will make you a fine daddy?
- Look you'll make a fine mother

:22:26
What harm if I spoil the kids a little bit?
:22:28
So I do all the hard work
and you have all the fun?

:22:32
Yes, look at it from my point of view
and it's a wonderful marriage

:22:34
A puppy is all it'll take
to complete the family portrait

:22:40
Let's call him Tommy. - Awful name
:22:43
Okay Tommy. On one condition.
You take Tommy out for walks

:22:49
I'll only feed him morsels from my plate.
"Tommy, take"

:22:55
Apart from spoiling the kids and Tommy
what else will you do?

:22:58
What else is left to be done?
I'll live happily ever after...

:23:01
with my kids and Tommy
...and of course, you. Sorry

:23:05
So I come after the kids and Tommy.
:23:08
With you. - I come after
the kids and Tommy?

:23:14
Mention me after the kids and Tommy
:23:16
and I'll hack you into small bits...
:23:19
and I'll feed you to Tommy.
- Okay I'm sorry. No more kids-or-Tommy

:23:24
I'll always love you
more than anyone else

:23:33
See how easy it is to discuss
an arranged marriage...?

:23:36
We almost got married
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How are you? - How are you?
:23:56
You look gorgeous.
- I ought to be telling you that


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