I Accidentally Domed Your Son
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:03:03
Damn! That's you?
:03:07
Yeah.
:03:10
Let me introduce myself
:03:12
and tell her
what a great guy she has.

:03:14
Oh, no, no, no, no.
:03:15
She don't like being
bothered while she eats.

:03:17
Yeah, right, fool.
:03:19
- Look out!
- Pedro!

:03:21
Let me handle that brew.
:03:22
- Let me handle that brew, Pedro.
- You can handle these nuts.

:03:26
- Hey, put this on the grill.
- Oh, now I'm Benson.

:03:32
No, just kidding.
:03:33
- What is it?
- Carne asada.

:03:36
- Put that shit on.
- Yeah.

:03:38
- Hey Brisco, you got some bones?
- Oh, hell yeah.

:03:40
Oh, yeah, yeah, hold up
a second though.

:03:42
Hey homie, take a picture
real quick. I got my camera.

:03:45
Picture of the homies.
:03:51
All right.
:03:57
You can't be hangin' no dominoes.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

:04:00
Fool, you can't hang.
:04:02
That's why I beat your ass
:04:03
seven games last week
and took $200 from you.

:04:06
Don't act like
you are used to this.

:04:08
What the fuck?
So you're a history teacher now?

:04:11
That was last week,
I'm talking about right now.

:04:13
You'll never beat me again,
or take another dime from me.

:04:16
Domino, motherfucker!
:04:18
Am I a history teacher?
Yeah, I do current events, too.

:04:20
You owe me 200 more
dollars and I want it.

:04:22
Whatever man,
I'll get you that.

:04:24
- You guys be cheating!
- I'll beat y'all ass.

:04:26
Man, forget these dominoes,
let's get some bud.

:04:28
Why you saying "let's,"
like you got some money?

:04:31
Man, I ain't had no bomb-ass bud
in about three months.

:04:34
- Well, let's get some.
- From where?

:04:36
My homie Big Will.
:04:37
Wait a minute,
don't he live in 8 trays?

:04:40
Man, he don't bang.
He just sell bud.

:04:43
He may not bang, but all of them
fools around him do.

:04:45
Them 8 trays
is crazy as a motherfucker.

:04:47
My homie Cesar, pleny of bud.
He'll give it us for free, too.

:04:50
And his daddy is Mexican mafia.
:04:52
Well, we got to do one.
We need bud.

:04:54
I ain't fucking with them.
:04:56
Let's roll to my boy Cesar's then.
:04:58
We'll be up out of the house
before his pops knows we're there.


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