1:23:05
[ Vivian's Voice ]
May 1 8, sales meeting.
1:23:07
[ Brad's Voice ] Shania's there, you know,
promoting her apparel, right?
1:23:10
- [ Man Chuckles ]
- It's 4:00. She's starving.
1:23:13
She hates mayonnaise, right?
Allergic to it.
1:23:16
So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches.
Back then that's all she's eating.
1:23:19
- Tuna fish. No mayo, darling.
- [ People Laughing ]
1:23:22
[ Vivian's Voice ]
June 5, driving range.
1:23:24
[ Brad's Voice ] Nojoke.
We gave her a chicken salad sandwich once...
1:23:27
she threw up
in the back of the limo.
1:23:29
[ Vivian's Voice ]
June 30, the lake.
1:23:32
[ Brad's Voice ]
Shania's there promoting her apparel, right?
1:23:34
It's 4:00, and she's starving.
She's a busy lady.
1:23:37
I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches.
That's all she's eating back then, tuna fish.
1:23:40
[ Vivian's Voice ]
July 9, Flight 2 7 to Chicago.
1:23:44
Shania's there promoting her apparel, right?
It's 4:00. She's starving.
1:23:48
The lady hates chicken salad.
Gave it to her once, she threw up.
1:23:51
- August 1 7, conference call.
- Shania's there promoting her apparel, right?
1:23:55
No mayo. She hates it. And she cannot eat
chicken salad. That's nojoke.
1:24:00
September 3, in traffic,
your cell phone.
1:24:03
Shania's there promoting her apparel, right?
Back then that's all she's eating, tuna fish.
1:24:07
No mayo. I eat two
of the sandwiches in front ofher.
1:24:10
She now eats one and a half.
Now she believes me.
1:24:13
She eats one and a half sandwiches
before she realizes it's chicken salad.
1:24:17
[ Tape Player Stops ]
1:24:20
[ Tape Rewinding ]
1:24:23
[ Vivian ] Why do you think that
you tell the mayo story so much?
1:24:27
- I don't know. Why?
- [ Bernard ] It's propaganda.
1:24:29
- For mayonnaise?
- For you.
1:24:32
Specifically, you're so impressive
because you know Shania.
1:24:36
And you're so strong,
because you pull one on her.
1:24:38
- You're a funny guy, a good guy.
- Keeping everyone laughing...
1:24:41
so that maybe, quote,
you don't get depressed.
1:24:46
Well, what's so great
about depression?
1:24:48
Nothing.
Unless it holds the key...
1:24:50
to something
you compulsively avoid...
1:24:53
so it will never be
examined or felt...
1:24:55
hence your behavior becomes
repetitive like the story.
1:24:57
- Like the story.
- Like the story.
1:24:59
- Like the story. Like the story.
- Like the story.