:02:00
What a lovely sentiment,
Mr. Etheridge.
:02:02
Maybe your dog can eat the zero
you'll be receiving too.
:02:06
- Aw, man!
- Harsh.
:02:09
Miss Trinke?
lt's your turn now.
:02:25
My dad says life can be
split into two categories:
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New Jersey... and New York.
:02:39
:02:45
My dad was a Jersey boy
who became the youngest
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and most successful music publicist
in New York City.
:02:51
By the time he was 27,
he had 100 people working for him.
:02:55
And even though they all loved him,
he loved them even more.
:03:00
My fellow flacks and spin doctors.
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Salud.
:03:05
Daddy loved his job,
but not as much as he loved my mom.
:03:10
Mommy was a book editor in
New York City when her and Daddy met.
:03:14
Daddy said theirjobs
were kind of the same...
:03:17
they made slight corrections
for their clients.
:03:19
Because George Michael is a pimp
who is all about the ladies, my friend.
:03:25
Come on, ''l Want Your Sex''?
That sound like he's singing to a guy?
:03:30
Daddy worked so much that sometimes
Mommy could only see him late at night.
:03:35
Daddy says that's why they
both loved the city so much -
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it never went to sleep.
:03:42
And neither did him and Mommy.
:03:45
But after a year of romance
in New York City,
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Daddy said it was time
to show Mommy where he came from.
:03:52
So he took her home to New Jersey
and put her through what he said
:03:56
was the biggest test
their love would ever face: