1:01:14
l'm telling you,
it was amazing!
1:01:16
And l get up there and l weave this
web of bullshit so profoundly mesmerizing,
1:01:21
- l turn the entire place around!
- You silver-tongued devil, you.
1:01:24
Everything l was saying
was just right on the money, you know?
1:01:28
Maybe that's 'cause you weren't actually
slinging as much bullshit as you thought.
1:01:32
''Get out there and play in the dirt''?
l mean, what... l made that up!
1:01:35
Sounds pretty good to me.
Hey, Gert.
1:01:38
The sad thing is, l had a greater sense of
accomplishment from the water-main thing
1:01:43
than anything else l've done
in the past seven years.
1:01:45
l get it. l mean, you set out
to do something and you did it.
1:01:48
So you feel drunk with power now.
Makes sense.
1:01:50
That's just it. l was the youngest flack
ever put in charge of its entire division...
1:01:54
...in the history of
MandellKirschner.
1:01:55
- l know.
- That's an accomplishment.
1:01:57
Convincing a town to approve something
that's already in their best interest?
1:02:01
- That's just delayed common sense.
- Yeah, but that's your life now.
1:02:04
l mean, being the youngest flack
in the history of blah, blah, blah...
1:02:08
that's not you anymore.
l mean, that might never have been you.
1:02:11
Oh, it was me.
lt was me with my own apartment,
1:02:14
me richer, me with more self-respect.
1:02:16
Like it or not, this is you.
1:02:18
l mean, forget about what you thought
you were and just accept who you are.
1:02:24
- l guess l'll just get this.
- Gert, what are you doing?
1:02:28
l distinctly remember your father telling you
you could get Dirty Dancing.
1:02:32
- Oh, yeah! He did!
- Yeah.
1:02:37
Thanks for that, by the way.
1:02:39
lncidentally, she's been asking me
when she's gonna grow boobies like yours.
1:02:43
- Oh, my God!
- She's seven, OK?
1:02:46
lf you want, l can give her the old ''boobie''
talk my mom gave me when l was a kid.
1:02:50
Does that talk include
using the word ''knockers''?