Johnson Family Vacation
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1:03:05
Looks like y'all seen a ghost.
1:03:08
It's just you, Uncle Earl.
1:03:12
Yeah, it's just me. Who you thought
it was gonna be? Bobby Brown?

1:03:15
That the older girl back there? Girl,
you as pretty as new carpet! Look at her!

1:03:19
Where you stayin'?
1:03:21
Well, we're on our way to the...
1:03:23
- Y'all gon' go down to the house?
- Yeah.

1:03:25
I got room for ya.
Yeah, girl, I got double-wide bunk beds.

1:03:29
Yeah, you come up there,
I'll sleep on top, you be on the bottom.

1:03:32
Either way. You be on bottom, I be on top.
I take it any way I can get it!

1:03:35
I'll take it any way I can get it!
1:03:38
- I said I'll take it any way I can get it!
- I heard you.

1:03:42
Get that hood off.
First thing I gotta do.

1:03:45
Boy, give me the jackhammer.
1:03:47
- All right.
- Mm-hmm.

1:03:55
- Here you are.
- Set it down there.

1:03:59
- Whoa!
- Here we go! Here we go! That's right!

1:04:04
Here we go!
There it is!

1:04:06
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Watch our headlights!

1:04:09
Looks like y'all ain't
gon' need these fog lights.

1:04:12
I think we just need some gas.
1:04:14
Gas? Heh!
1:04:16
You want gas,
you try some of Glorietta's pinto beans.

1:04:19
Don't worry.
I'll work out a plan.

1:04:22
Fourteen, 1 5 years, I know
a little somethin' 'bout a car, okay?

1:04:25
You just... You keep them little sweet
legs on the inside and don't get hurt.

1:04:29
Sitting there lookin' hot butter.
Hot butter yellow!

1:04:32
Girl is lookin' good.!
1:04:34
Here, boy.
1:04:38
Look like I'm gon' use my heavy artillery.
Lemme get the tweezers.

1:04:42
These my eyelash curlers. Yeah, that's
more delicate. That's more delicate.

1:04:47
Uh, all right.
1:04:50
No, no, no, no, no.
1:04:55
- Ahh.
- You need this?

1:04:57
Okay,
hold on to that.

1:04:59
Oh, God. You're killin' me, Unc.

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