Johnson Family Vacation
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1:07:00
Hey, everybody.! Look who I found on
the side of the road.! It's Nate and them.!

1:07:05
Just let us out right here.
This is good, right here.

1:07:11
- Nathaniel! Come on. I'm gon' have to spank your butt.
- Oh, it's Uncle Nate.

1:07:14
Oh, Lord have mercy.
1:07:19
Girl, you look good.
1:07:21
If you don't look like
hot sauce on a pork rind, I tell ya...

1:07:24
- Come on, give Earl some of that.
- Oh! Uh... Uh...

1:07:28
You is a hot-buttered red bone...
Look at you, girl.!

1:07:31
- You look delicious, like a perfect piece of fried chicken.
- Uncle Earl!

1:07:34
Uncle Earl.! Come on, man.
That's my wife.

1:07:37
- Come on, baby.
- Stop bein' a player-hater.

1:07:40
- Can you do something with the truck?
- I'm gon' take care of that.

1:07:44
Don't you worry about it.
1:07:46
I'll take the carburetor off there,
put it back on, take the concrete off there.

1:07:51
That'll be about $25-3 5. But just bring me
back a six-pack of beer, that's all.

1:07:55
Look, there's the hill where
the tree was I told you I fell out of.

1:07:58
- And there's the lake I used to fish...
- Hey, second-born!

1:08:01
Junior Mint.!
1:08:04
Mama's little mistake
down at the lake.

1:08:06
- How y'all doin'?
- Hey, Mack.

1:08:08
- Hey, Dorothy. I don't know how you do it.
- Mack, how you doin'?

1:08:12
Hey, look, Mama up here at the table.
Y'all come on.

1:08:15
Ooh-wee!
1:08:19
Hey, Mama!
1:08:22
- Grandma!
- And there's the birthday girl!

1:08:24
Oh, look at you guys!
1:08:26
My God! You're gettin' so big!
Look at you!

1:08:29
Dorothy, I can't believe
we finally got you down here.

1:08:34
I guess that means
you two are still together.

1:08:37
Well, Glorietta,
the truth is that...

1:08:39
- I can't believe you two made it this far.
- What you talkin' 'bout, Mama?

1:08:42
- The trip's less than 2,000 miles.
- I'm not talkin' about miles.

1:08:46
Talkin' 'bout years.
1:08:48
Anyway,
what were you gonna say?

1:08:50
What I was gonna say is...
1:08:53
Nate and I are going to renew
our wedding vows on Valentine's Day...

1:08:57
and we would sure love
for you to join us.


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