Johnson Family Vacation
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and Nate's agony of defeat.
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Let us eat.
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Father, Lord, we thank you...
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for allowing us to come together
and share with one another.

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Father, we know that you
created the birds that fly...

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and gave the dogs a voice to bark.
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But you wouldn't have
had to create the sun...

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if you knew Mack was gonna be sittin'
over there in that bright yellow shirt...

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lookin'sunny-side up like
a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.!

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- Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord!
- Mm-mmm-mmm.

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We, Father God, also realize...
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that you are the creator
of earth and heaven...

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moon and the stars.
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That's how I know...
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ain't no way
you had nothin' to do...

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with creatin' that tacky,
gangsta-lookin', wheel-spinnin'S.U. V...

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that Uncle Earl had to
drag up in here.

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Hold on, Father!
Hold up! Wait a minute!

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What about the time
you put pepto-Bismol in the Kool-Aid...

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and everybody had diarrhea
for the summer?

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- Don't let me have to mention that to Mama!
- Hold on.!

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What about the time you burned down
all the bushes 'round the house...

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'cause you got tired of goin'outside,
gettin'your own switch...

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Ohhh, Father!
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Need I have to remind Mack
while Mama's standin' here...

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that he the one that had Nanette Green
in the back room...

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and was doin' the nasty
on Mama's good quilt...

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and that's why she couldn't
get them stains off of it?

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In Jesus' name!
Let's eat.

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- But, Mama... B-But, Mama, look...
- Uh-uh.!

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Y'all just got through prayin'.
Don't make me cuss up in here.

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- Remember there was a lamp...
- Aah! I got all the stories.

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That's great.
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Let's go down here
and visit with Nate's family.

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Drove all the way here
from California.

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Last time they was here
little Destiny was two years old.

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Hey, Nate.
How you doin', kids?

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Hey, how's it goin'?

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