:06:00
- And I thought you were gonna shave that mustache.
- I like it.
:06:03
It's a disguise, a cover-up.
:06:05
Look at any movie. The villain's
always the one with the mustache.
:06:09
My wife likes it.
:06:11
You have a chance to make an important
contribution to knowledge and science.
:06:14
Are you telling me you'd give that up
for a little facial hair?
:06:16
Yes, I suppose I am.
:06:22
Ah.
:06:24
Well, keep it trimmed.
:06:29
Let's get back to masturbation.
:06:32
That's a mating call.
:06:41
So, how'd you wind up
at the Stevens Institute, Al?
:06:44
I thought you wanted
to be a biologist.
:06:47
There are enough scientists
in the world, son.
:06:50
Engineers
are what society needs now.
:06:58
I, um...
I had one of the old fits again.
:07:02
I tried to stop it.
:07:16
"Any habit which causes the sex fluid
to be discharged must be resisted.
:07:21
"Doctors link it to
an assortment of illnesses...
:07:24
"including insanity,
blindness, epilepsy...
:07:30
even death. "
:07:31
What if it happens
while you're asleep?
:07:36
"It is said that the loss of one ounce
of seminal fluid...
:07:39
equals the loss of 40 ounces of blood. "
:07:42
I'm killing myself,
and I'm not even awake.
:07:45
What are we supposed to do?
:07:50
"Keep your bowels open...
:07:53
"read the Sermon on the Mount...
:07:55
"sit with your testicles submerged
in a bowl of cold water...